I recently watched a long interview of Drake, in which he asserts that the coming decade would see some real "slappers" from him. Sorry, Drake. Ain't even one slapper you can create that's gonna outshine this ultimate slapper (pictured above), in which Pope Francis has to teach a woman that grabbing the Pope's arm is an intolerable distraction, one for which his love and patience were momentarily distant enough from his holy essence to allow him delivery of one terrible example of behavior, slapping her hand enough times to inspire her to relinquish her grip of worship.
His Holiness, thereafter, has delivered an impassioned speech explaining his behavior and has apparently been imbuing his Tweets with all styles of reference to woman in apparent regret and attempts at reconciliation with his followers.
The lesson is no earthly person is infallible. May God bless his heart.
